Only Put On in Case of Stupid

Claudia: Would it have killed you to put a warning label on this thing?
Artie: Saying what? “Only put on in case of stupid?”

This handpainted sock yarn blends in Artie’s rumpled, earth-tone look with the colours of the Warehouse, but you don’t have to be a fan of Warehouse 13 to appreciate it.

And at 397yds/100g, you will be able to get a nice pair of socks from this hard-wearing 75/25 merino/nylon blend, or perhaps a hat and fingerless mitts.

This base is not super-soft, by the way – it’s more akin to Opal or Trekking in feel, the better to hunt for artifacts in!

When you buy 4 or more skeins, use the code FREESHIPPING for free premium shipping with tracking to the US or Canada

I’ve taken care to photograph the colours in natural light. Monitors may display colour differently.
Unless indicated otherwise, you will receive the exact skein pictured.

Please handwash your finished item in cool water, with a gentle wool wash. I wash each skein after dyeing, and do my best to make sure no excess dye remains. However, deeply saturated colours (especially blue and red) may release a bit of excess dye.